Wario's Heritage

Sean

welcome back!
10:13amDavid

Spanks
10:16amSean

Do you think it's funny that mushrooms have make Italians normal sized
in Super Mario Bros.? Are they saying that Italians are all really
short?
10:19amDavid

Actually, it makes them giant, and then gianter
10:19amSean

Look at Mario in Mario 64. He doesn't look normal sized.
10:20amSean

I mean, at least Luigi is of respectable height.
10:21amDavid

Is he in manhattan around other normal people in mario 64? You only
ever seen mario around luigi, who is the same size as him but a bit
taller

Yeah, so there are some short italians and some average size ones
10:21amSean

I think mario is a midget.

wait, We've seen him next to Solid Snake.
10:23amDavid

WE haven't. I don't know what YOU'VE been seeing during your heroin
induced comas.
10:23amSean

http://ds.kombo.com/images/media/marioscale.jpg

Look, The princess is taller even! And Luigi has to duck down just to
see eye-to-eye with his brother!
10:26amDavid

Princess isn't human
10:26amSean

Yes she is
10:27amDavid

No, she isn't. SHe's the princess of mushroom kingdom, her father, the
king, clearly seen in Mario 3, is most definitely some form of shroom
humanoid thing
10:27amSean

She doesn't have a tail, nor does she wear a mushroom cap. She is the
dictator of mushroom kingdom after ousting an oppressive government of
freaks

FREAK

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10:27amDavid

Her FATHER
10:28amSean

I hear they don't even worship mushroom Jesus, let alone the regular one
10:28amDavid

You don't know anything about her species
10:28amSean

Cause she's a human woman, not because she's a shroom hybrid thing
10:29amDavid

Yeah, well, the alien in Species looked human too, but if you confuse
her with a human woman at the bar when yhou're cruising for chicks you
end up dead.

Just cause she looks human doesn't make it so. Only Mario and Luigi
are human in that world
10:30amSean

What about Wario and WaLuigi?

Okay, WaLuigi could be an evil elf monster thing... but Wario is human
10:31amDavid

THey're like super evil clones, they're only as human as the alternate
dimension version of evil you...

Not evil twins, evil alternate dimension versions.. maybe human, maybe not.
10:32amSean

Wario was Mario's childhood friend!
10:32amDavid

Is he?

You can't just say shit like that. You need to cite a source.
10:35amSean

Nintendo Power once stated that Wario is Mario's cousin
10:35amDavid

If we can just start saying shit, I could make up shit too.. "Wario
was only Mario's childhood friend because he was genetically
engineered by Mario's genius genetic engineer/ plumber on the side
father, and is not genetically compatible with human beings only
having a 44 chromosome base set"
10:35amSean

I had read that they were friends from childhood but Mario got his own
game but became jealous.

http://www.mariowiki.com/Corkscrew#Corkscrew
10:35amDavid

Why would Mario become jealous after getting his own game?
10:35amSean

states the cousin angle.
10:36amDavid

The word cousin could be used metaphorically.
10:37amSean

Well, regardless he's Italian at least.
10:38amDavid

The site doesn't even say anything about him being human, it
specifically says that no one knows where he is born, only that he's
Italian, which doesn't mean anything, because I have vinegar that is
Italian. My vinegar is a cousin to Mario in their shared heritage, but
the vinegar sure isn't human, either.