Bad humor.

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You: I heard a great joke!

Stranger: tell me telll me.

You: What do you call a jewish cop?

Stranger: i dunno what ?

You: Officer

Stranger: that sucked.

You: :(

You: You have better?

Stranger: why didn't two melons get married

You: Why?

Stranger: cause they cantelope ! ahahahaha.

You: That was terrible. You're terrible.

You: That reflects poorly on you as a person.

Stranger: hahaha not as terrible as your joke.

You: Yeah? Well.. why do black people eat fried chicken?

Stranger: i dunno why ?

You: Because it is delicious.

Stranger: how many nor cal kids does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

You: How many?

Stranger: hellof.

Stranger: how long does it take them ?

You: How long?

Stranger: dayyyyyyyys.

You: A man walks into a bar

You: He's there because he suffers from crippling alcoholism that is tearing his family apart

Stranger: was that a joke ?

Stranger: that was horrible.

Stranger: it wasn't funny at all it was really sad.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.